unshrink:

Someone: “You have no talents”

Me:

unpicasso:

me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible

me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:

lordoftherings1000000:

i think we should get rid of time zones and just let everyone decide for themselves what time it is

bepeu:

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

wheelcher2:

what’s that band with the 5 white men??